John Goodman opened his 13th time hosting "Saturday Night Live" by saying how much he loves his wife, especially during the holiday season.
He and Kenan Thompson then broke into a bluesy song titled, “All I Want For Christmas Is Booty.”
A sample lyric: "Got a gift, you don't need to buy, just turn around, I'll show you why."
Watch Goodman's complete monologue below:
John Goodman - Monologue - SNL 12-14-13by IdolxMuzic
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